The Easy Art Racket

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Step right up!

Get your paint by numbers art-making kits.  Get your old masters coloring books.  Get your connect the dots “easy masterpiece” kits.

Save every doodle and frame the grandest ones.

Study art magazines and see what’s selling for the most money.  Copy the styles of the best sellers.  This will increase your odds of cashing in and cashing out.

Don’t sweat the small stuff.  You too can be a real artist.

Be sure to use plenty of snake oil and juju dust.

For most artists, years of hard work and practice are necessary. Thousands of hours are wasted drawing and painting.

Yet there are amazing short cuts and easy roads.  The wealth, fame and glory of art can soon be yours.

Just send a reasonable amount of money and ten box-tops to:

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